Let’s Talk to Querome
David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Thank you for participating. What name would you want to go by? (It can be your real first name or any other name of your choosing)
Participant 94: Querome
DBM: Hello Querome. How would you describe yourself?
Querome: A licensed Massage Therapist providing relaxation and basically treating body pains and all forms of discomfort through physical touch and the movement of clients’ bodies
DBM: How happy are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
Querome: 10/10. You are the counselor?
DBM: I am not a counselor
Querome: But he said you’re a counselor
DBM: I am not a counselor
Querome: Okie dokie
DBM: Did you read my conversation with your client?
Querome: Yes! Too graphic
DBM: But did it happen just as he described it?
Querome: Part of it
DBM: Which part wasn’t accurate in your opinion?
Querome: It happened
DBM: I see. Did you read some of the comments under Gasm’s post on my Facebook?
Querome: Yes
DBM: What’s your take?
Querome: I did not rape him, as many were alleging. As a practitioner, I am passionate about promoting a holistic approach to tissue manipulation while upholding a safe and comfortable environment. I am good at observing all of my clients’ wishes – through what they either tell me, or use their body languages and cues to communicate. And I fulfill their needs accordingly.
DBM: Use me as a guinea pig to walk me through the process at your Spa
Querome: Someone might have recommended you to me. All my clients come through word of mouth. I give you an appointment and you’ve showed up on time. I greet you with a smile, handshake or a hug, depending on what makes you feel comfortable. And I would know this prior to your first visit because I ask potential clients on phone when they call to book their appointments. I serve you with a drink or water and then, show you around the house. When we are done touring, I welcome you officially, and guide you through the services I offer. I leave you to determine which massage would benefit you the most.
DBM: Breakdown the services you offer
Querome: I offer a massage which involves gliding and long strokes, acupressure, rubbing, pounding or tapping and vibration. The pressure with this technique is somewhat light-to-firm. It leaves you feeling revitalized. It’s called Swedish. I also offer one which is more of intense stretching, percussion, kneading and trigger points. The clients for this massage are usually athletes. It’s called Sports. The third massage demands the use of my feet, elbows, knees, and even knuckles. That is Shiatsu massage. Reflexology is probably the massage you experienced when you mentioned you had neck and back pains in the chat with him. I do that too, pressuring the hands, ears and feet. I offer Thai massage and Aromatherapy with my essential oils. I offer Anal, Oral and Vaginal massage, which involves being completely naked, with low lighting and soft music in the background, and going all out with the client. I offer Chair massage where you sit upright; I offer Pregnancy massage and lastly, Couple’s massage
DBM: Which service did Gasm opt for?
Querome: He took out Pregnancy, Vaginal and Couple’s massage, and asked for all the others on the list. Whenever a client asks for an all-inclusive massage, I make them take a shower in my house to clean up thoroughly before working on them. Also, before anything starts, I take a detailed note of the client’s health history and conditions. I listen to all of my clients, and I adjust each technique per their desires.
DBM: You have a huge clientele then, no?
Querome: Not huge, but I get at least a client a day
DBM: And the pricing?
Querome: Depends on what you want. But it ranges from 650 Ghs to 1,200 Ghs
DBM: Which of the sexes patronize your services the most?
Querome: Women. And 75% of them are married
DBM: How many of your clients have you had sex with?
Querome: Those who specifically request for happy endings, I grant their wishes
DBM: Assuming your female clients’ number up to 10. How many would you have slept with?
Querome: 7/10 would have asked I went over and beyond with their bodies
DBM: Let’s number your married female clientele to say, 10. How many would have asked for more?
Querome: 7 or 8/10 open up for orgasm or sex
DBM: How about pregnant women?
Querome: Numbering from 1 to 10?
DBM: Yes
Querome: 2/10 probably would ask for sex
DBM: How do you massage a pregnant woman?
Querome: Pregnancy changes the center of gravity of a woman, putting so much strain on her neck, back, shoulders and abdominal muscles. I try to make the client feel good by relaxing any of her tense muscles. I know where her sore or swollen spots are to touch to provide relief. I have full-length body pillows and wedges, and a special table pad for my pregnant clients.
DBM: How about the men?
Querome: The male clients are not so many. I have only 11 active at the moment. Their appointments are usually once a week or month. They are also the ones usually drooling, passing gas or getting erections during session hours
DBM: How many have you gone beyond massaging with?
Querome: Just 2
DBM: Gasm amongst the two?
Querome: He is the second guy
DBM: Do you use protection with them?
Querome: Always. I have different flavors of condoms here and I insist, even when some of the clients prefer raw sex.
DBM: How would you explain why some clients ask for sex?
Querome: My clients fantasize about a lot of things that may be impossible to be fulfilled in their bedrooms. Some tell me it’s difficult for them to discuss with their husbands. Here, they’re able to give themselves permission to be wild, and believe you me, they do not hold back. It’s rather unfortunate that they are unable to see themselves achieving it with their spouses. Some got threesomes arranged for them, some wanted to fuck total strangers, some craved for pain with pleasure – so they got spanked, bitten or had hot wax dripped on their naked bodies; some wanted to experience sex with the same gender etc. It gets really intense here.
DBM: What major complaint is often given by the married clients seeking happy endings with you?
Querome: Boredom in their sex lives at home
DBM: Would you consider this a lucrative business?
Querome: It is, if you are in the right location and have the right clients willing to pay for what you can offer. I focus on what I am good at and hire for my weaknesses. I also make sure I am adding real value for each of my clients. That is how I manage to make money. It’s not even about profits or breaking even; it’s the value my clients place on my services. They all agree I meet their needs beyond expectation.
DBM: You work with a staff?
Querome: No! But I have cleaners who come to wash and clean. I make sure I am the only one in the house before a client’s arrival.
DBM: Do you love what you do for work?
Querome: I love my job and do not feel bad about it. I can confidently say that all of my clients leave here satisfied. And I am glad before anything starts, we have an open and frank conversation, plainly stating what the services are, allowing you time to think things through, before giving consent. I also consent to offering the services and sign an agreement, before touching a body. I respect the boundaries of each client and will not crossover till an invitation is openly sent my way.
DBM: Are emotions involved in this?
Querome: Whatever happens here stays here. We don’t extend conversations beyond these walls. If a client misses me or wants to talk, they book an appointment before coming over. We don’t do ‘I love you’ here. It’s strictly business
DBM: This was a healthy chat. Thank you!
Querome: Welcome boss. This was fun. I wasn’t expecting these questions. I thought it was going to be buga-buga 😁
DBM: Nah! I wanted to understand your job. Nothing more
Querome: You’re invited for a treat. It would be on the house
DBM: Appreciated! Will sleep on it.
Querome: Let me know when you decide to take up on the invitation
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