CHEERS TO THE MONEY
Dear Dave,
The men shouting on your page, do they cough de l’argent or they calculate the kudi? It’s just a simple question guys, do you COUGH out CASH or you calculate the money when dealing with us? There are levels oo. Know your damn level before making unnecessary demands. Are you Dr. Kwame Osei Despite? Because if I were Mrs. Despite today, I wouldn’t mind getting Kwame Despite’s cock ring stuck in my throat while giving a blow job. I wouldn’t mind choking on my knees. If I am not in the mood and tired, and I throw up on his penis because his dick was deep throating, because of who he is an what he can do for me ntsi, I will suck all of the vomit back in my mouth and blow his mind till he cums in my mouth and through my nose till my nostrils feel burned. Men who cough cash have every right to cum into the eyes of their wives. You know why? Because 40k bi besu wo me account mu as thank you honey.
Is your bank account name Fadda Dickson Narh? Because if I were to be his wife, I would randomly be visiting him at work to accidentally try and brush my butts against his shorts. With these firm buttocks of mine, he’s definitely going to have a boner while I brush them off. And I will smile while doing it in front of his employees. Mr. Bondze, with Fadda Dickson, we will have sex in the parking garage at his place of work. It’s the risk of getting caught that is going to make it amazing for me. He can even join me at the ladies’ washroom in church, pull down my skirt and literally start fucking me while standing up in the bathroom. It’s still gonna be a hot quickie. I will boldly pull myself back together and go listen to the sermon. He’s Fadda Dick y’all!
If I were the third wife of Daniel McKorley, I will McDan my cunt. Me tw3 besu Dan. I will slide down myself and kiss his dick so passionately, while he takes his shower and slowly start taking his whole dick in my mouth. I will take his entire dick inside my mouth and keep it in till I am almost gagged on it. And then I will furiously start to rub his balls and blow it back and forth. Dave, this narration is happening after he’s gone third rounds on me already oo, and he is supposedly tired. Sika wo fie a, bonus sex wo mu. I am going to make him so wild, he will hold my hair and force me to go deeper. Men with money breed a certain energy in women. We don’t get tired when tired. He will see my eyes pop out in excitement and after blowing him like crazy, I will get up and push him onto the bed. I will walk over him and sit on his face, and he will lick my pussy till he feels like his tongue would gain muscles. This is what gets some of us women so hot that we can start moaning loudly. And boy, we have some of the dirtiest words in our mouths that can make you feel like fucking a hot damn slut.
You still think we are boring? Have the right bank account and place your order. Make dem commot for der with their too known. By now, go and see my husband, he is saying in his head, where is my wife, she should come and read and learn. Learn from what exactly? When was the last time you gave me proper orgasm? Do you even know how I manage to arrive at an orgasm with you? Go and research. The data will shock you.
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