Pimp My Warf

Jr.: Dave

David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Yo, sup?

Jr.: Don’t go the judgmental route with what I am about to say

DBM: Do I judge?

Jr.: You do sometimes

DBM: Really?

Jr.: That’s how I see it though

DBM: I see!

Jr.: I am a smart, affable and talented young man. I have a job but I can’t even remember the last time I earned good money. I don’t make enough to take good care of my wife and son. And frankly, Dave, it’s affecting how I see myself lately. The person I see through the lens of my life is losing and feeling defeated day in and out. So many setbacks pushing me to fall behind. I don’t feel happy, I don’t feel confident. I don’t feel strong. My wife is smart, very beautiful and have so much to offer. She works in the companies of one of Ghana’s wealthiest men. She’s very close friends with him. In fact, he’s called her phone a couple times at home and I’ve heard him crack jokes with her. My wife has a habit of always answering every phone call on speaker, so I always hear every conversation she has with everyone. Her boss likes her but I don’t think she realizes it. The few times I’ve heard him on call with her; he tries to flirt but my wife doesn’t catch the bait. She thinks every friend is just a friend and nothing more. I need money to fund a project and the kind of money I need, only her boss has. I owe a few bank loans so I cannot go to the banks for another loan for my project. Do you see where I am going with this?

DBM: Do you want this conversation shared on my platform?

Jr.: Yes. I want to know if what I am considering is a terrible idea.

DBM: You know the women will insult you, right?

Jr.: I am not asking my wife to have a full relationship with him. I just want to suggest to her to flirt back, and if he wants to hit, maybe give him a taste of her fruit, in exchange for money.

DBM: This is how I choose to see it; your wife is in a perfect place to help you with your job search. I’m assuming you’re applying for better job opportunities, no?

Jr.: I need a good paying job for sure but I haven’t applied to anything yet.

DBM: How much money is worth pimping your wife to her rich boss?

Jr.: That is not what I am trying to do. I just need someone to invest in my big idea.

DBM: Are you comfortable sharing your ‘big’ idea with me?

Jr.: No. But I know exactly what I want. I just don’t know how to get the financial backing to fund it.

DBM: There are other decent ways to come into the money you think you need to have.

Jr.: I’ve exhausted all options

DBM: Inciting the mother of your son to sleep with her boss to get the money you need to invest in your dream project, isn’t the action holding you back from your breakthrough. Wifey’s beauty aside, what else are you willing to sacrifice to get what you desire?

Jr.: Dave, my wife can help me get what I desire.

DBM: How do you know if your wife’s boss would even be fully aligned with your mission? How do you know if he’s going to wholeheartedly, buy into the project you’re intending to build?

Jr.: My wife can easily convince him if she comes on board with my plan.

DBM: Can’t you engage with him yourself and convince him to invest in your idea?

Jr.: He will not be blown away if it comes from me.

DBM: What makes you say that?

Jr.: Because I am a man.

DBM: You are certain this man can help ideate and create alongside you?

Jr.: Yes, if my wife is involved one way or the other.

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