I Need A Drink
Ranger: Hi David. Quick question. Is it every conversation you have in your inbox that you post publicly?
David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Hey Kwasi. How are you doing? No! Majority of the people who reach out to me would later ask me not to post their chat with me, and I always respect that. Why do ask?
Ranger: I’m not sure if I would want mine shared publicly
DBM: That’s okay!
Ranger: Are you sure it wouldn’t bother you?
DBM: It wouldn’t be a problem.
Ranger: You said you’re not a counselor?
DBM: I’m not a counselor.
Ranger: My wife just asked me to take a side chick and bang with no emotional attachment.
DBM: What was her reason?
Ranger: She wants me to offer my easygoing, fun and no expectations version of myself to that other woman because she (my wife) expects a lot from me and I’m always complaining she’s too rigid. Dave, my wife no longer craves for my dick like I crave for her pussy.
DBM: How long have you been married?
Ranger: 7 years.
DBM: You have children?
Ranger: 2
DBM: So, you need an escape?
Ranger: What do you mean?
DBM: An escape from the chores and responsibilities of being a husband and father to two young kids?
Ranger: You’re missing the point
DBM: What’s the point?
Ranger: What goes with a meal?
DBM: Water
Ranger: My meals usually go with a drink. I need a drink, Dave.
DBM: Well, your wife is giving you the go-ahead to get a drink, no? They will play their roles to the T. Go get ‘em’.
Ranger: My wife is up to something. That’s what I’m thinking.
DBM: Your wife discovered your true character in due time, and may have made peace with it. That’s what I’m thinking.
Ranger: I don’t understand
DMB: Ask yourself why you have gotten to this stage in your marriage where she is very comfortable giving less of herself to you than you deserve? She knows you’re already cheating on her and are deserving of less than her best. She’s not interested in being an accessory to your lies and infidelity. Reason why she’s enabling you to go have a drink or two out there.
Ranger: I had just one affair, one, and she doesn’t even know about it.
DBM: Okay!
Ranger: Can you post so I know what people think of my issue?
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