Secret affairs – Page 2

It’s Not Rocket Science

Written by David B on August 14, 2025. Posted in Blog.

Hey, I have a question. I am a certain guy’s serious woman. He is married but he wants to be with me. I have different men that are attracted to me, including some of his very close friends. I really like some of the guys expressing interest in me but it doesn’t mean I have got to date and sleep with them all. I want to sleep with some but not all, that’s the truth. Sexual pleasures aside, I feel like it would be nice to simply have choices and options. It’s a human thing to desire more than just one. Men can do it; women can do it.

Three guys I am currently considering have the perfect qualities that I want in my men. They’re easygoing and the right dudes to get along with. They are wonderful communicators and very masculine. I am very much the submissive and feminine type of gal and will be loyal to all the men in my life. Luckily for me, they have all proven to be my type and I want to swing them along. Let me also mention that, I am the type that wouldn’t hesitate to discard a man when something better comes along. I can go the extra mile of even having your baby and still move on to something better the next day. That is why I am particular when it comes to the type of man; he has to have the means to take care of a situation in our situation.

The guy who sees me as his serious woman isn’t someone, I truly care for to begin with. I love his ability to provide and make me feel special but I usually date more than one guy before discussing exclusivity. Most of the men who find me attractive are either married or dating. Dave, I know you’re already thinking I am being a total cunt by dating multiple men behind their backs. I don’t want them to know. Guys take offense when they realize the woman they’re sleeping with or dating is entertaining other dudes. I don’t want any one to feel like they’re just an option I am leading on for the while to later deny.

I feel like women know when they find their person. I am not talking about a crush that any man would easily know without us having to say it blatantly. The crush many of us ladies fake to draw your attention when you have the goods/little money to make us feel comfortable is not subtle when it comes to making you know that we have the hots for you. Usually, this kind of hots is not for your heart but wallet. The deeper your pocket, the crazier we make you think we have fallen for you. That is not the ‘our person’ I am referring to. This is just by the way Dave, if you must crack your medulla oblongata trying to figure out if a fine girl is into you or not, then the chances are she’s probably not. This is just a free advice to all the men who can’t seem to get the hint to move on in their search.

There are two amongst my top three guys that every chance that I get to be in their presence, I find myself glancing at. They are so appealing they force smiles out of me. I am happy to see them because one lightens me up while the other cheers me up. I am curious about their lives and why they are attracted to me. Dave, I can confidently tell you that if any of these two are the last voices I would ever hear before sleeping at night, I would be fine. I flow with their energy and vibe. They are fun to be around because I sense a strong emotional connection that precedes the obvious physical attraction.

If I go down on a friend of the guy I am seeing, will he tell his friend about us and our unusual connection?

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Let’s Talk To Shalom

Written by David B on April 9, 2024. Posted in Blog. 1 Comment

David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Thank you for participating. What name would you want to go by? (It can be your real first name or any other name of your choosing)

Participant 175: I am Shalom

DBM: Hello Shalom. How would you describe yourself?

Shalom: A man who loves to take himself off on a little sexual odyssey. I give my body the fun it deserves and nothing is suppressed.

DBM: How happy are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

Shalom: 5

DBM: What do you want to talk about?

Shalom: My wife found disturbing videos on my phone and I am not sure what she’s going to do with what she knows

DBM: How disturbing are the videos?

Shalom: Porn

DBM: She will get over it

Shalom: Gay porn

DBM: Are you gay?

Shalom: No!

DBM: So, why that kind of material?

Shalom: I was just curious

DBM: Tell her that

Shalom: She wouldn’t believe me

DBM: Why not?

Shalom: She read my conversations with a few guys

DBM: Friends?

Shalom: Kind-of

DBM: Okay?

Shalom: Friends with benefits

DBM: Sexual benefits?

Shalom: Yeah

DBM: How long have you been doing this?

Shalom: A while

DBM: Put a number to the ‘while’

Shalom: Nine to 10 years, maybe

DBM: How long have you been married?

Shalom: I cannot say

DBM: Why not?

Shalom: I’m just being careful with what I say. My wife or her friends may chance on this, and can put two-and-two together

DBM: Do you use protection when having sexual intercourse with men?

Shalom: Sometimes

DBM: How often is ‘sometimes?’

Shalom: Not that often

DBM: How many men have you slept with this year?

Shalom: About 6 or 7

DBM: Random people or these are guys you know?

Shalom: I know three. The rest are just hookups here and there

DBM: How many women, aside your wife, have you slept with this year?

Shalom: My wife is the only woman I sleep with

DBM: A straight guy, sleeping with just his wife but has been with 6 to 7 men this year? How fascinating do you think this is?

Shalom: I crave to be with men sometimes, but it doesn’t make me gay

DBM: You really want to know what I’m thinking?

Shalom: Yeah!

DBM: You have intentionally stolen the life your wife could have had with a straight man who would love on only her.

Shalom: I understand what you’re saying, but I really love my wife. The guys I meet are all straight. They’re married with families too. It doesn’t make us gay

DBM: If you say so

Shalom: Gays develop emotional attachments with the same sex. We’re just interested in the sex and physical contact. Nothing more

DBM: One of my high-school mates, Julian, always claims, he is not a crack addict, even though he smokes crack almost every day, and cannot function without it.

Shalom: It’s not the same

DBM: How about this, ‘I am not a surgeon but I have performed 6 to 7 surgeries this year”

Shalom: I am a straight man, married to the woman of my life. What you’re also not understanding is that, women generally, are for stability. Men are for sex

DBM: You’re not being fair to your wife. You’re not being honest with yourself

Shalom: I take very good care of my wife

DBM: Then why are you bothered she’s figured you out?

Shalom: I need someone to talk to

DBM: Talk to your wife. She’s the best person to reason with

Shalom: She will not understand me

DBM: I do not understand you either. You’ve eaten a whole lot of meat this year alone, yet you think yourself to be vegetarian?

Shalom: Why do you want me to accept something I am telling you I am not?

DBM: I am not forcing you to accept anything. I’m just drawing your attention to the fact that; you are an intricate tapestry woven from the threads of denial and love. And I feel awful for your wife. Any wife would feel disgusted and devastated by their husbands doing this

Shalom: Even though I am doing everything a man has to do to keep his wife and children happy?

DBM: What you are doing is extremely selfish

Shalom: I know

DBM: And dangerous

Shalom: I am not harming anyone

DBM: Are you getting tested?

Shalom: Of what?

DBM: STI’s

Shalom: I’m good

DBM: Being single is equally a good option. You know that, no?

Shalom: I want to stay married

DBM: Good for you

Shalom: How do I go about my situation?

DBM: Sincerity is best served with the truth. Tell your wife the truth. This also means you take her feelings seriously

Shalom: I can’t tell her the whole truth

DBM: Why not?

Shalom: I just can’t

DBM: Again, you’re solely responsible for your behavior, and the fact that you’re choosing to downplay the situation at hand – says it all.

Shalom: Do you believe she can forgive me?

DBM: The pain experienced when hurt by our loved ones take time to heal.

Shalom: Hmm!

DBM: Also, since it’s just ‘sex’ that you guys are into, know that your sexual partners have sexual partners, who also have their own sets of sexual partners. The circle keeps drawing till one of you infects the circle with a deadly disease.

Shalom: I regret that she had to find out this way

DBM: It may take her time to wrap her head around this. Everyone heals at their own pace

Shalom: Thanks for your time

DBM: Participant 174, AJ, left a question for you: ‘Who benefits in marriage the most… men or women?’

Shalom: I believe marriage just shows up for men while women are conditioned from a very young age to aspire to get married and have children. A woman will always be an available commodity a man can easily find when he is ready to settle down.

DBM: So, who benefits the most?

Shalom: The man. The game is fixed in our favor, no matter what

DBM: It’s your turn to leave a question behind for the next participant

Shalom: What makes you scream and cum, melting you into a puddle of nothingness?

DBM: Thank you!

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Let’s Talk To Wafaa and Oz

Written by David B on July 21, 2023. Posted in Blog.

David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Thank you for participating. What name would you want to go by? (It can be your real first name or any other name of your choosing)

Participant 143a: Wafaa

Participant 143b: I want to go by Oz

DBM: Hello Wafaa and Oz. How would you describe yourselves?

Wafaa: Not my happy self

Oz: Husband and father

DBM: How happy are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

Oz: 5

Wafaa: 3

DBM: What do you want to talk about?

Wafaa: I’ve asked my husband for a divorce but he’s not for it. My lawyer says I cannot unilaterally divorce him unless he grants me his consent for the divorce.

DBM: How long have you been married?

Wafaa: We were 10 years in May

DBM: Sir, is this an out of the blue request from your wife?

Oz: No, I sensed it coming

DBM: How long ago?

Oz: About three years

DBM: Why do you want a divorce?

Wafaa: I think we’re both done with each other. Our marriage has been over since 2018. We don’t hate each other. We are actually good friends and will be wonderful co-parents.

DBM: Why don’t you want a divorce?

Oz: I have been suggesting we rather stay separated than divorced, at least, until our children are of age and leave home.

DBM: How many kids do you have?

Wafaa: Two

Oz: 5- and 7-year-olds

DBM: Separation is ideal, no?

Wafaa: Separation will feel like I am still settled in the marriage. I want to be totally single so I can date someone nice. My husband is attracted to me. I don’t want to give him any false hope.

DBM: Are you attracted to your wife?

Oz: Yes

DBM: Do you find your husband attractive?

Wafaa: He’s a fine man by all standards but no, I am not attracted to him in that way anymore

DBM: What kind of relationship are you hoping to pursue after your divorce?

Wafaa: A man I can be passionate about in every other way outside settling

DBM: As in, marriage?

Wafaa: Yes, and the whole living together thing. I want a relationship whereby we can meet up and have fun, and then go to our respective homes.

Oz: You can have that with me – if that’s what you’re looking for?

Wafaa: I am not in love with you anymore

DBM: How did it get to this?

Wafaa: It just happened. 10 years of trying. We’ve done our best.

DBM: What if your best combined is still not enough?

Wafaa: That’s the reason I want a divorce. Enough is enough! Dave, it came to a time at the mere sight of him, I wanted to report to work indefinitely on a weekend. And, I don’t go to work on weekends.

DBM: Was there a specific rough patch that happened in your marriage or there has been a persistent problem not dealt with?

Oz: I know we are cool and relate well. I don’t hate my wife

Wafaa: I don’t hate my husband

DBM: Is there respect in your relationship?

Wafaa: I respect my husband

Oz: I respect her

DBM: Are you able to freely talk about difficult issues in the marriage?

Oz: Yes

Wafaa: We talk about everything

DBM: So, what is making you want out of your marriage?

Wafaa: The love is no more

DBM: And is love alone what you believe can help you stick to your husband?

Wafaa: No

DBM: Prior to 2018, what had been sustaining your marriage?

Wafaa: Self-control, my commitment to him and emotional maturity

DBM: Is your husband the type willing to make an effort at your relationship?

Wafaa: Yes

DBM: How do you understand love?

Wafaa: How do you also understand love?

DBM: Hmmm!

Oz: Dave

DBM: Yeah

Oz: How old are you?

DBM: 38, you?

Oz: 45

DBM: How old is your wife?

Oz: 42

Wafaa: I will be 43 years in September

Oz: Are you in a relationship?

DBM: I am

Oz: For how long?

DBM: Some years now

Wafaa: Why are you asking the young man personal questions?

Oz: I want to know what is making his relationship work. Are you always in love in your relationship?

DBM: No

Oz: What do you do when the love is no more?

DBM: I’ve realized that as a human being, I can fall in love with anyone, and it will take me no real effort to catch such feelings. I cherish what I have with my partner, reason why my relationship isn’t being built on what we feel or felt for each other. It’s taken us more than just love to stay interested in one another. When love is present to you when you need it the most, it’s expedient and saccharine to want to fall on just that.

Oz: Truth

DBM: When my love for my love is no more, it becomes my responsibility to make what we share meaningful to me in other ways. It’s never the responsibility of love to make me fall in love with love. Love is not all about what I feel for someone. You asked what love means to me; love is not about being in a relationship that loves me back. Love is not about being with someone, and then waiting for that magical feeling to happen to me to make things look perfect. It’s work, intentional communication and the both of us putting in the effort.

Wafaa: But I want more. Is it wrong to want more

Oz: ‘More’ meaning?

Wafaa: More than you. More than you can offer me at the moment

DBM: Do think you can find all that ‘more’ in one person?

Wafaa: No

Oz: Yes

DBM: Sir, is your wife the only woman you’ve been with since you married?

Oz: No

Wafaa: No? Who else have you been with?

Oz: It’s all in the past.

Wafaa: No! This is news to me. You’ve been with other women?

Oz: I made bad decisions and learned from them

Wafaa: How many women have you been with?

Oz: Let’s not do this here, please

Wafaa: Oh wow! You’ve been cheating all this while?

Oz: I’m sorry

Wafaa: You’re sorry? Which people did you have the affairs with?

Oz: I don’t want to talk about this here

Wafaa: How long did it last?

Oz: It happened in the past

Wafaa: When?

Oz: It’s past

Wafaa: Where did it take place?

Oz: We’re not doing this here

Wafaa: Did you love them?

Oz: No!

Wafaa: And here I was cherishing the promise of fidelity. Men will stain your white

Oz: I’m sorry it happened but it’s over

Wafaa: I don’t give a fuck

DBM: Committing to one person is not an easy thing to do, especially when there are extremely beautiful and handsome, sexy and intelligent other people out there seeking our attention and grace. Some of us have had to develop ourselves emotionally to be able to stick to/with just the one we believe we can be content with.

Wafaa: I used to think like that too. Anyway, as I said before, I AM DONE

DBM: Participant 142, Uriel, left a question for you: ‘If you could trust the fact that I wouldn’t judge you, what would be the one secret you would want to tell me?’

Oz: I cheated on my wife

Wafaa: I cannot see myself riding through this wave of mixed feelings with the little confidence left in me. I do not love my husband anymore. I want a divorce

DBM: It’s your turn to leave a question behind for the next participant

Wafaa: I’m out of here

Oz: What are you looking forward to the most in your old age?

DBM: Thank you!

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Let’s Talk To Savior

Written by David B on January 29, 2023. Posted in Blog. 2 Comments

David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Thank you for participating. What name would you want to go by? (It can be your real first name or any other name of your choosing)

Participant 48: Let me choose Savior

DBM: Hi Savior. How would you describe yourself?

Savior: I don’t know how to say no, and mean it when my infatuation level is raised to the power ⁶. I find myself always stringing a number of women by my side.

DBM: What do you want to talk about?

Savior: I am doing things that I regret, and I don’t know if that makes me a bad husband

DBM: Your wife knows about these things you are regretting?

Savior: No!

DBM: What have you been up to?

Savior: I get bored easily with one woman, and it’s been so with every serious relationship I’ve tried to be in. My wife came across as the woman who could probably change me for the best, but as it stands now, marriage feels like a prison. I’ve been with other women, and I am beginning to feel sorry for my wife – because she doesn’t deserve what I am doing to her.

DBM: Do you still believe your wife inspires you to be your best self?

Savior: I know she does but …

DBM: What kind of feelings and experiences have you created with your wife?

Savior: Dave, I do sweet things with my wife. We have a good relationship, and I have found incredible joy being with her because I feel listened to. We talk about our wants freely, and I make her orgasm and pleasure my priority in bed. She does same for me. I am supposed to be content, because I feel happy, loved and valued, and I know she feels the same way too because I do everything according to how she likes it.

DBM: Does she do everything according to how you like it?

Savior: Yeah!

DBM: So, what’s the problem?

Savior: I’ve slept with one of the teachers at my children’s school; I’ve slept with one of my wife’s close friends; two of our church members etc.

DBM: The list goes on?

Savior: Yeah! And I lie to my wife a lot to cover things up because I care about her feelings

DBM: I’m trying to understand why a man claiming to be happy at home, and with his wife – because she puts his needs and interests first, still looks elsewhere for something he already has?

Savior: What do I do?

DBM: Tell me about your upbringing; what was your experience like with your parents and siblings?

Savior: It was normal, nothing spectacular. Though my parents separated along the way because my father had to marry my best friend’s mother.

DBM: How did that make you feel?

Savior: It was weird at first, because they were already doing things with each other.

DBM: As in, before your father left your mother?

Savior: Yeah. She was also married

DBM: To your friend’s father?

Savior: Yeah! They had a simple church wedding and they moved on with their lives.

DBM: How did you feel when you watched them vow to be faithful to one other?

Savior: I didn’t think it was going to last. They’re no longer married.

DBM: Where is your dad?

Savior: Dead

DBM: I’m sorry about that

Savior: It’s okay!

DBM: How is your step-mother doing?

Savior: She left my dad a long time ago. We’re not related in that way any more

DBM: Why did she leave your father?

Savior: I have five different siblings, and he had them with five different women.

DBM: Nobody is perfect

Savior: I know

DBM: And mistakes are part of life

Savior: Yeah! I think I feel bad because my wife thinks I am nothing like my father

DBM: She knows about his life?

Savior: Yeah, I told her, and I am afraid it would not be an easy thing to forget if she finds out I am also a cheater.

DBM: Your wife would have to live with such stress

Savior: And I don’t want to stress her.

DBM: You’ve been in numerous relationships in the past that didn’t work out, no?

Savior: Yeah!

DBM: Why didn’t it work out?

Savior: They weren’t the right women for me

DBM: Even with those who desperately wanted it to work out with you?

Savior: Yeah!

DBM: Why did you marry your wife?

Savior: She was the one for me

DBM: Is she still the one?

Savior: Yeah!

DBM: You love your wife?

Savior: I love my wife. That’s why I don’t want to fail her. I don’t want her to be disappointed in me. I don’t want her to reject my love because of what I am doing. I don’t want to lose my wife.

DBM: But everything you don’t want to happen to you so far, has absolutely nothing to do with love.

Savior: What has it got to do with?

DBM: All I am sensing is fear; you’re also blinded by your ego, I think.

Savior: I don’t have an ego problem

DBM: I see. Do you trust yourself to do right by your wife?

Savior: I know I can try my best

DBM: And, would your best be good enough to sustain the relationship whims and caprices that you so much want to come true?

Savior: I don’t understand what you mean

DBM: Your wife is not the best match for you

Savior: She is, Dave, you’re wrong about this one

DBM: How do you feel about yourself when you’re with your wife?

Savior: I already told you

DBM: Let me tell you what I think you have thus far, made me understand; your marriage, though good, suffocates you

Savior: I didn’t say that

DBM: You feel like you’re always walking on egg shells after returning from one of your hook-ups.

Savior: Those are your words, not mine. Lol!

DBM: So, you mean to say you do not feel like you are hurting your wife with all the affairs, secrets and lies you’re unable to come clean with, because it’s something you’re not proud of?

Savior: Well…

DBM: You need to help you in order to save your own self, Savior. Fortunately, this decision is largely in your control. But assuming you are unable to not be like your father… then own it. You at least owe your wife this truth.

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Let’s Talk To Afua

Written by David B on December 17, 2022. Posted in Blog.

David Bondze-Mbir (DBM): Thank you for participating. What name would you want to go by? (It can be your real first name or any other name of your choosing)

Participant 17: Afua

DBM: Hello, Afua. Please tell me a little about yourself

Afua: I live in Accra, and I am married with kids.

DBM: What do you want to talk about today?

Afua: Prior to meeting my husband, I was providing emotional attachments to a certain kind of men. It was a non-physical something to arouse strong feelings in them.

DBM: When you say, “men”, like how many?

Afua: There were a number of them, and it was a paid service.

DBM: What type of strong feelings were you arousing?

Afua: Love

DBM: You weren’t having sex with any of them, you say?

Afua: It was strictly an emotional engagement.

DBM: After arousing the feeling of love, what follows next?

Afua: They go back home to their wives to offload their feelings.

DBM: How were you attending to these clients?

Afua: Some on phone; others in person.

DBM: How is it done on phone?

Afua: The normal way; we talk, text, video call, leave audio notes, WhatsApp messages, etc. I become their ‘girlfriend’ on phone, and lead them on to know and like me. My clients usually call me when they’re no longer in love with their spouses, or are angry at them. Some also call me when they’re very sad about something, and need an outlet to open up.

DBM: And the in-person meet?

Afua: We go on dates to talk. When the bond is built, I am sometimes invited to their offices to chitchat. Some go the extra mile to invite me to their homes.

DBM: In what capacity?

Afua: They introduce me to their wives as a friend or colleague or business partner. But the home invitation only happens after they’ve found their ways back to loving their wives again, and are bold to show it to me.

DBM: And these men don’t fall in love with you in the process to want to exploit further?

Afua: They fall in love with me, and their wives too. Because Dave, I take on their wives’ names. Before taking on a client, they need to tell me all about their wives. Actually, the first thing for me is their names, because the men address me by how they call their wives. I need to know how they met, the personality of their spouses; the wife’s favorite colours, food, drink, fashion sense etc. If they’re on social media, I follow them or request to be their friend. I take on the full character of the woman they aren’t feeling at home, and give them a reason to feel me, indirectly, them (wives).

DBM: Have you ever fallen in love with any of your clients?

Afua: Almost all of them.

DBM: Let’s go back to the phone call thing: so, you do the ‘have you eaten?’, ‘I miss you’, ‘thinking of you’ stuff?

Afua: Everything.

DBM: I love you’ too?

Afua: Including I LOVE YOU.

DBM: When does ‘I love you’ come in?

Afua: When they can’t keep the feeling to themselves any longer.

DBM: And, do you say ‘I love you’ back because you love them?

Afua: The men I have encountered so far are good men, and so it is always easy for me to fall for them after the first week or two.

DBM: Who says the ‘I love you’ first; you or them?

Afua: I always wait for them to say it first to me.

DBM: And then?

Afua: I say it back, and eventually, encourage them to say it to their wives and mean it.

DBM: While thinking about you, I guess?

Afua: Lol! If that helps. Lol!

DBM: The face-to-face meet, what are your boundaries?

Afua: No kissing, no sex.

DBM: Hugs?

Afua: A hug is allowed. Handshakes are also allowed.

DBM: You mentioned doing video calls and all, do you show them your naked body or pictures?

Afua: No! But those I talk to on phone get to see my picture on our first chat.

DBM: Do you get any extra benefits aside being paid for your service?

Afua: Oh yes! Those I encounter on phone, after a month or two would start to buy me phone credits. Some send me random Momo alerts, aside my fee. Those I meet in person also start giving me gifts after I have grown on them. Because I take on the personality of their wives, most provide for my wardrobe in order to dress and smell like their wives. Some pay for vacation trips with me, road trips, dinner dates etc. I have a lot of fun with them.

DBM: Does your husband know about this you?

Afua: No! I stopped after we got married.

DBM: Was he also a client?

Afua: He wasn’t. But we met because one of my clients was doing business with him. He used to talk about him a lot, and I developed interest in getting to know him. That’s when I created a scene for us to accidently, meet.

DBM: You love your husband?

Afua: With all of my heart. That’s why I want to do something else to support our family. Things aren’t going easy on us, him especially. I’m considering taking on new clients to earn extra money. Also, I miss the excitement in getting to know other men. Because my husband works too much, he hardly gives me any attention and tender loving care. I can get that from clients, get paid, and still support our home.

DBM: How do you advertise for clients?

Afua: I have 3 men in line at the moment.

DBM: Old clients?

Afua: All new.

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SHE BREWS AT NIGHT

Written by David B on July 10, 2022. Posted in Blog. 3 Comments

Dave, fear women. What did I say? FEAR WOMEN! My wife drinks coffee every evening before coming to bed. She takes hers in the kitchen. My first question is, who drinks coffee at 10:45 pm? How tasty aaaaa is coffee to be drank at 10:45 pm? Second question: is 10:45 the convenient time for any human being who wants to sleep at night to drink coffee? Which other energy boost is a woman in her mid 30’s chasing from caffeine at 10:45 pm?

Our kitchen always has this smell of burnt goat hairs whenever my wife is drinking her coffee at night. I will check what’s roasting in the kitchen, and there would be no goat on fire. Dave, would you believe me if I tell you my wife can describe 90% of my daily activities outside the house in her sleep? At first, I thought it was just a weird dream, but then, it kept happening. And I got scared. She could mumble or carry on conversations I had had with people in the day while she’s asleep at dawn; especially the conversations I had had with the other woman I am seeing. It’s wrong, I know! I am a married man having a secret relationship, so what? I am not the only man in Ghana cheating on his wife.

When my wife wakes up the next morning, she pretends as if she rarely remembers what she said in her sleep. The first time she tried that gibberish witchcraft, she told me she didn’t know what I was talking about. Dave, which sleeping woman forms coherent sentences and even answers questions I ask while sleeping? I thought my wife had me followed during the day (because she’s very capable of that) but no, she’s practicing a kind of witchcraft on me.

I was not awake one dawn when she got up to remove a piece of the pubic hairs around my penis with a scissors. She trimmed a bit of hers around her vagina and put them in a small bottle. I was pretending to be asleep because she couldn’t have dreamed my exact activities in certain days that she drank her coffee and burnt mine and her pubic hairs on the burner. The goat hair I often smelled in the kitchen weren’t goat hairs. She was burning our pubic hairs and inhaling the smell of it, while pretending to be drinking coffee.

Dave, trust no woman; these bitches ain’t trustworthy. They want to control our minds and bodies. They want to control our movements. What at all do women want from their husbands? My wife thinks because I can’t control my sexual urges, I need to be caged with this midnight torture. I have been terrorized in my own house by my wife over an affair. Why? Her argument is, why can’t I show a little self discipline like she does when it comes to sex. Dave, is this the right way for a married woman to treat her husband?

I am not a happy man, Dave. I have shaved all the pubic hairs around my penis but she still burns hairs and can tell me about the things I do or say in her absence. What do I do?

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